Another birthday bash for Mugabe

The service commissioners of defence, prisons and the police will host another birthday celebration for Robert Mugabe

By Mthulisi Mathuthu
SW Radio Africa
14 March 2014

Yet another party to celebrate President Robert Mugabe turning 90 years of age last month was held Friday in Harare with more than 1,000 people thought to have attended.

A statement released this week by the Chairman of the Public Service Commission, Mariyawanda Nzuwah, said the luncheon would be hosted by the service commissioners of defence, prisons and the police. Nzuwah said the luncheon would be held to honour Mugabe for ‘the vital role he played in delivering political and economic freedom.’

According to reports, last month’s bash, during which 90 beasts were slaughtered, cost more than $1 million. That was to be followed a few weeks later by Mugabe’s daughter Bona’s wedding which reportedly cost $5 million.

On the first occasion, few journalists from the independent media were admitted while none were allowed into the second event which was held at Mugabe’s house in Borrowdale. On Friday a number of journalists told SW Radio Africa that they did not bother themselves this time around.

It came as a shock that the government is capable of such extravagance at a time when it is struggling to pay civil servants. According to Nzuwah’s statement, the celebrations were expected to be held not just in Harare but throughout the country, with 4,000 people expected to attend. Moreover, the government has reportedly just signed a deal with North Korea to build two statues of Mugabe at an estimated cost of $5 million.

These developments also come at a time when Zimbabwe is reported to have loan arrears of $11 billion and has just lost a hoped-for bailout from China. The government is also struggling to assist victims of flooding which hit the country recently and has stopped its funding for school children from poor homes.

19 Responsesto “Another birthday bash for Mugabe”

  1. super mondo says:

    choke on your ice-cream you pig headed goblin with your tarty wife a real sow.

    • Chimbwido Warvet says:

      Who is this pig headed goblin, you mother fcker. These guys can hold as many parties as they like in their effort lto celebrate the birthday of the still living father, freedom fighter and liberator of Zimbabwe, you monkey. These guys can do wha they want under the sun and not a miserable Rhodie like can stop them. Ok?

      • you obnoxious turd says:

        That pig headed goblin is your master… he owns your ass.whole

        • Chimbwido Warvet says:

          Duzvi rambuya blaz.

          • you obnoxious turd says:

            you are a sellout living in the west, you are a worthless scumbag not worthy of posting under the colours of a true Zimbabwean

          • Chimbwido Warvet says:

            Duzvu rasekuru blaz. How do you define the west?

          • Ziziarinanyanga says:

            Ko murikutukanira chii. Imi hapana kana chamunowana. You are just supporters. Vanodya vachidya zvavo vachishandisa matununu.

          • Chimbwido Watvet says:

            Ungatobvunza njuzu iyi kana kuti dzimudzangara iri. Vanodya ngavadye zvavo, kohandizvo here zvatakarwira hondo kutitinakigwe munyika?

      • Larry King says:

        Its Mugabe you moron acting like a child. True freedom fighters have a good way of behaving, not this idiot you mother f@cking moron. Mugabe is no decorated liberator rather he is a ruthless dictator who has lived by the sword. A liberator of whom? monkeys like you that is a certainty. But by “liberating” idiots like you and fellow travelers, the stinking rich, corrupt chefs in Zanu PF all he has done is create a baboon state. A state unto himself that people fear and dread. A Rhodie loved and cherished his strong links to a lifestyle that Mugabe now pretends he can be part of. Where in a typical Shona custom did people have birthdays to talk of or to celebrate. This is a western innovation and which for Mugabe it suits him fine.

        • Chimbwido Warvet says:

          Is eating ice cream by the only remaining father of Zimbabwe after the demise of comrade Joshua Nkomo, acting like a chid, you mother fcker? Do you eat ice cream at home and if so how does it taste like? Ice cream is a really good and delicious food stuff that most old people like Mugabe with no teeth remaining in their fcking mouths like to eat, you monkey.
          The indigenous people of this country have always celebrated their birthdays long before your white ancestors came to Zimbabwe. Although, you fcking ancestors uprooted our customs, traditions, values and norms in their attempt to neutralize and Europeanise us, some of our values and norms are still intact, you monkey.
          You white guys are envious of even trivial things as holding a birthday party for the 90-year old Mugabe. You are envious of nearly everything that is taking place in this country. There is only one explanation why you behave like this most of the time. Unlike the era of the illegitimate and illegal rule of Ian Smith, your uncle, when your pockets were not short of money, today you are as poor as a rat. My advice to you is if you can not beat them at their game, you should join them. Otherwise, you had your time during the era of your uncle, Ian Smith, when all you guys were fooling around as if there was no tomorrow. Makadyaizvozvo mabaranzi enjuzu kana kuti madzimudzangara.

          • you obnoxious turd says:

            “…in their attempt to neutralize and Europeanise us”

            looks like you have indeed been “Europeanised”, you even took up citizenship and became BREETEESH choosing to live England instead of your man made sewer back home.

            You are one BIG fraud warvet, shame on you and your kind.

          • Chimbwido Warvet says:

            Oh yes, I am the only Warvet who is Breeeeteesh big time but I hate you white guys for fooling around in Zimbabwe. Come on and join us in Ingirandi, where your fcking ancestors came from. You can not be people of no fixed aboard when most of your friends ran away and joined us in Ingirandi for fear of crime against humanity the committed in Zimbabwe. I am aware the majority of them now occupy council houses in Ingirandi where their rentals are heavily subsidised by the state. Mari havana, voitasemarombe munyika ino. Chikoro chikaita chishoma nekuti vabereki vaiswera nevana varimiminda yefodya yavakaba kuvanhu chaivo nenjuzu idzi kana kuti madzimudzangara aya. Zvino zvinhu zvachinja. Chaitemura zvino choseva, idzo njuzu kana madzimudzangara dzoti kwete tinofanira kudya tose.

          • Chimbwido Warvet says:

            ‘….you can not be people of no fixed abode when most of your friends ran away and joined us in Ingirandi for fear of crimes ….tose’.

          • THE BLACK ARISTOCRAT says:

            He’s not only a fraud, but a fraud and phoney living off benefits in a country he despises !

            I mean, how low can you get?

            Contemptuous individual, who deserves all the personal abuse he gets !




        That’s the First Looter and the First Sausage Jockey!

        What’s Mugabe’s bank account and the testicles of half the Cabinet got in common?

        All get regularly cleaned out by the First Sausage Jockey!

        • Chimbwido Warvet says:

          Can I be surprised by this garbage you daily regurgitate? You obviously must have recited and mastered these foolish terms you can not defend in a court of law buddy. You are a poor and miserable rat buddy.

          • THE BLACK ARISTOCRAT says:

            Lol !! I may be a lot of things but, but poor i am not, and unlike you i don’t shamelessly live on benefits provided by the hardworking taxpayers of a country you despise !

          • Chimbwido Warvet says:

            I have never despised my country, Mr Hedge Fund Manager. I have only said the truth about my country and if telling it as is can be defined as despising my country, so be it. The truth has to be told no matter how painful it may be buddy.

          • Chimbwido Warvet says:

            Oh no no my gosh Aah, by the way I am a professional who has been gainfully employed in this country for years. I pay my taxes and national insurance every month. Check my record and stop fooling around like most rhodies do. I have never lived on benefits all my life but I am a victim of a heavy tax that goes to finance some of the causes I do not share in this country.

Leave a Reply