Of Christians, Zimbabwe and the world by Tanonoka Joseph Whande

Tanonoka Joseph Whande

Tanonoka Joseph Whande
Monday 14 April 2014


All religions are founded on faith.

The absolute faith in something we cannot prove is the essence and the power of religion.

Faith is a powerful, personal state of mind. Once we truly believe, we are ready to put our lives on the line to protect our faith.

Belief is all it takes.

With faith we do not even need to prove the spiritual being that we believe in. Faith, like trust, cannot be demanded; it is earned. The absence or presence of faith has destroyed countries, governments, people and families because faith is a very personal thing.

If I believe you, I have faith in you. If I have faith in you, I believe you.

It is that simple but not that easy. Faith is a disciple of belief.

The power of faith lies in the strong belief in something that we are unable to comprehend yet that we know is part of us.

Throughout history, Christians have carried the burden on behalf of mankind and this includes people of other religions.

Jesus Christ came before Mohammed.

Even the Koran recognises Jesus, “the son of Mary”, although only as a prophet.

Be that as it may and being just Tanonoka Whande, I have issues with my Christian leaders and leaders of those other faiths.

Heaven is not State House, never mind how much we waste to decorate it.

Our goal is beyond the opulence of the stupidity we see around us where our leaders can extract milk from dead cows. You see, to defecate, we have no choice but to bend our knees, otherwise it is a disaster. It is a requirement of nature and no amount of comfort will exonerate anyone from this.

Yet, today, I find it ironic that the very basis and strengths of Christianity are the very ones used against it to weaken it.

Christianity is under attack and, surprisingly, our Christian leaders are bowing to politicians with individual interests.

I love the unfailing tranquillity of expectation that only faith can bring. I never doubted the instillation of hope in those expectations. Hope, like desire to revenge, keeps us alive.

Because of its power to forgive and its tolerance, Christianity is being abused around the world; Christianity appears to be presiding over its own demise.

I fear that Christianity is being made to backtrack on many of its values to appease other sectors of our world community.

The Bible is now being deliberately misinterpreted to suit people and activities that once existed outside of the purity of Christianity.

Yes, as a Christian, I feel cheapened when a government passes a law saying it is all well for a man to ask another man to turn around and bend over so he can do unto him what Mugabe has done unto Zimbabwe for 34 years.

Chanetsa chinyiko nhai veduwe?

On a flight back from South America, Pope Francis had an audience with reporters on his flight and the subject of homosexuality came up.

“Who am I to judge?” he was widely quoted as saying.

I honestly could not believe it. I remember feeling betrayed.

If the Pope cannot make a judgement to reiterate the teachings of the Bible, of which he is custodian, apostle, curator and pupil, then who should? The Pope is the ombudsman of religion; I still hope he was misquoted.

Is Christianity sacrificing its values to please certain worldly individuals and nations? Why has the Bible suddenly become conciliatory over homosexuality?

The Word of God is permanent and is not affected by the revolution or evolution of humankind.

The Word was written before motor cars, before piped water, jet planes, Nike shoes, cellphones, and before Microsoft. The world will change but the Word cannot change to accommodate worldly developments.

The spirit does not evolve. We strive to fit the Word; the Word does not strive to fit us.

Christians are being brutalised in countries of other faiths across the world and they continue to be abused.

It amazes me that no Christian leadership is vocal about it. Not one.

I am not crazy.

Apart from South Africa’s betrayal of its cultural values, Africa does not appear ready to espouse homosexuality as a human right. We have cultural values that need to be protected. Imagine Tsvangirai and Mugabe going from rural village to another telling men what they can do to other men and offering women the freedom to ravish other women.

Don’t talk about it on radio or through distributed leaflets, go out there and tell the custodians of our culture.

The Christian people in the Central African Republic (CAR) decided that enough was enough and tolerance be damned.

With no public support from the world’s Christian leaders, they are fighting back, shaming Christians worldwide by indicating with their actions that turning the other cheek in a genocide just isn’t kosher.

They are fighting back on their own to protect themselves from a religious onslaught that the world cared little about until the Moslem perpetrators were on the run.

As soon as Christians took the upper hand in their own defence, we started hearing about tolerance.

No tolerance required when Christians are being murdered and abused by Moslems. Tolerance only emerges when Christians fight back to protect themselves from their attackers.

Yet, according to UN reports, Muslims murdered 27,000 Christians in the first few months they were in power in CAR but Christians have murdered around 278 Muslims so far and they did that in self-defence and revenge.

Is Christianity backpedalling? Are we taking tolerance too far?

The Americans are a funny lot.

While their currency declares that “In God We Trust”, their constitution demands separation of state from religion.

America has changed its values because of fear. It is no longer the ‘melting pot’ of well-intentioned immigrants but has become a conglomerate of individuals and cartels who challenge the values of the same country they strive to be part of.

Recently, in the US state of Oklahoma, Satanists challenged the state government to permit them to erect a statue of Satan “to complement and contrast” with a Ten Commandments monument placed at the state capitol.

“The statue will serve as a beacon calling for compassion and empathy among all living creatures,” Lucien Greaves, a spokesman for the Satanic Temple, said. “The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation.”

No longer a moral leader of a so-called free world, America finds itself threatening African countries that refuse to legalise homosexuality and same sex marriages.

It was pathetic to hear Barrack Obama and David Cameron threatening to withhold aid to countries that suppress homosexuality.

A news report about Kenya deporting Somalis back into Somalia elicited derogatory comments from Americans against their own government who feel that their own government should follow the same example at a time there is debate to pardon millions and millions of illegal immigrants (mostly from Mexico) in the United States.

But there is also growing discontent towards Somalis who appear to be concentrated in the state of Michigan, while some complain that Mexicans and Puerto Ricans have taken over America.

What happens to the contenders in the long run does not really interest me.

The heart of the matter is that, like America, Christianity has allowed the alteration of its doctrine to accommodate and appease individuals instead of keeping believers within the original doctrine.

We worship in churches, in elaborate palaces, in cathedrals. We worship in backyard spaces, in living rooms and we worship under trees.

The Word must remain the same and should not be doctored to fit circumstances.

I find it amusing that for the first time in my exiled life, I find myself agreeing with Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe and Uganda’s Yoweri Museveni.

Genocides notwithstanding, the cultural purity of African nations should not be sacrificed for a few pennies from overseas.

I am Tanonoka Joseph Whande and that, my fellow Zimbabweans, is the way it is today, Monday, April 14th, 2014.
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6 Responsesto “Of Christians, Zimbabwe and the world by Tanonoka Joseph Whande”

  1. blackhammer says:

    Let us get stoned!
    He has
    written several pieces which have kept me captivated because of their
    brilliance and above all common sense. I could write a book on things I would
    not like to witness man do to another man or woman to woman. But I would not,
    as a nonbeliever advise the bible as a moral compass. And for that matter would
    not take Robert Mugabe in the same vain because Mr. Whande you are treading on
    thin ice. Let religion and sexuality stay behind closed doors. A belief is just
    that, a belief. The bible or the Koran for that matter is full of
    contradictions and believers have always picked what suits them depending what
    stage of our short history they existed. So if you want to be stoned, no, not
    next Friday or Saturday, try these from the bible or Koran, lose your virginity
    before marriage, become a witch, disobey your parents, commit adultery or even
    touch Mt. Sinai! All punishable by death. These are how a few examples of
    religious texts can be dangerous in a modern political setting and we should be
    careful of what we ask for. Some politician might just move it a notch up and
    start making sure citizens are actually stoned. Again I don’t meant at the

    Simon M Tozvireva.

    p/s The
    descendants of Abraham, the father of both Christianity and Islam have always
    been at each other’s throats since time immemorial. The question is, what is
    that to do with somebody in Pakistan, Nigeria, Philippines, Indonesia, The United
    States and even us?

    Death by Stoning: the Bible vs the Quran .


    For touching Mount Sinai



    For taking “accursed things”



    For cursing or blaspheming



    For adultery (including urban rape victims who fail to scream
    loud enough)



    For animals (like an ox that gores a human)



    For a woman who is not a virgin on her wedding night



    For worshipping other gods



    For preaching the wrong religion



    For disobeying parents



    For witches and wizards



    For giving your children to Molech



    For breaking the Sabbath



    For cursing the king

    Kings 21:10

    I thought it would be interesting to see how many times, and for
    what offenses, the Quran prescribed death by stoning.

    The answer
    is zero. The Quran does not mention stoning as a punishment for any crime.

    So what
    gives, then? Why is stoning a fairly common punishment in Islamic countries,
    but rare or non-existent in Christian or Jewish ones?

  2. holy moyo says:

    Well said brother..Let the West keep their money..We dont want the destructive homosexuality evils on our Societies.
    A man shall leave his father and mother and shall cleave to his wife and they shall become one..

  3. blackhammer says:

    It’s a tough
    call but Mr. Whande something could have been lost in translation. As I have
    alluded to in my piece your contributions to our political debates with regards
    to Zimbabweans inspire me and many others. In fact I have been accused by some
    of hero worshipping every Monday or so after posting your regular blog to
    many others. The hero being you. Now how can I put it? Mildly, your reply was
    slightly below the belt but I can take it. This is because the main thrust of
    my reply was our nation or any other nation should never mix politics with
    religion. It is a dangerous combination and becomes more toxic when we add
    ‘culture’ and ‘tradition’. Take for instance the leader of the opposition and
    his bunga bunga escapades, (sexual exploits). Most people defended him on the
    grounds of culture or tradition but since he lost the election they now say it
    was because of his behaviour towards women that he lost the elections. We can’t
    have it both ways! Worse still, for me, he now travels thousands of miles to
    consult these so called prophets from West Africa. There is no lawyer who can
    defend you or the citizen when a leader decides his rule is by divine or god’s
    will. Hope it is not too late for Zimbabwe because we have allowed too many
    prophets/profits to mushroom and they are exploiting the most vulnerable in the
    absence of serious political leadership. As a matter of fact, I have been
    hoping one day you would give us your take on this unfolding tragedy of these
    seemingly popular prophets. Do I advocate religious bans? Definitely no, and I
    will defend their right to practice their beliefs in a democratic society
    but we should also look at how the poor have been and are still being exploited
    in the name of God. All us will pay in the end if nothing is left unchallenged
    simply because all our leadership are queuing up daily to be photographed and
    consult these charlatans. Politics
    and religion must go in different directions if we are to survive exploitation.
    We are still lions led by donkeys.

    Simon M Tozvireva.

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