ranga
gaddaffi: so you said its cool hey?
mugabe: the guys are talking, there is already too many of us there you know.
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GADDAFII:BOB I AM IN SH*T ANY SUGGETIONS???
MUGABE: GIVE THEM GUKURAHUNDI
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Nigel
Gaddafi: why won\'t you look me in the eye anymore Bobby?
Mugabe: I might be next, we can\'t be seen with each other anymore :-(
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benz
Gaddafi- \"this fancy dress party was a good idea - I cam dressed as Mick Jagger who did you come as?\"
Mugabe (looks away and sighs) \"sherlock holmes stupid!\"
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benz
Gadaffi \" you know what the difference between me and you is?\"
Mugabe \"Err I dye my hair but uv had a face lift?\"
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chilapa
GADDAFI:ÇÔÚÑ ÈÇáÞáÞ áÇäå ÓíÑÓá áí ááãÍßãÉ ÇáÌäÇÆíÉ ÇáÏæáíÉ "THE HAGUE!"
MUGABE: AH! HANDIINWE SCOTCH WHISKEY (BECAUSE IT\'S BRITISH)
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SAUL
GADDAFI \"MY WEALTH HAS GREATLY DIMINISHED, I REALLY NEED THOSE CAMELS THAT I GAVE YOU.
MUGABE \"UNFORTUNATELY I CAN\'T RETURN THEM, THEY ARE REGISTERED TO VOTE IN THE FORTHCOMING ELECTIONS.\"
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Elias
Gadhaffi: Pliz Robert Mugabe u \'re my last hope. Take me to harare in ur brief case
Mugabe: Promise me that u \'ll not tell anybody. ... I\'m also scared becoz my days are numbered. Try someone else.
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Zzimguy
Mugabe? How could i forget it, that car is extremely heavy on fuel.
Gaddaffi: Listen.... i need you to pick me up at the airport in a few months, I\'ll bring ten gallons of petrol with me.
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ndlovin\
cde mugabe;we are in the same field but 4 now its yo turn my turn is around the corner so stay here this are yo guard body 6 & others are outside,lets go to nxt room yaa this is a remote u press here to wartch ztv here to c bbc no use of cellphone n one using cellphone shoot to kill especial yo guardbody,came came faster this guy is my barbar her will remove yo hair (chiskop)zuta & burn it after that u wear this black sutu ok cde let me go to meeting i will c u time tyme pliz dont go out here i m going wth the keyz
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makwandala
GADDAFFI: hey bob,iam inthe fix,i need refuge now fast or else i will spill the beans. BOB: ok! ok let me see what to do,lest this guy tsvangirai sees us.
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MJ
F...K IT BOB, I NEED ANOTHER COUNTRY TO RULE - ANY SUGGESTIONS?
EH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY EASTERN EUROPE, I HEAR THEIR HAT AND SUNGLASS BOUTIQUES ARE TO DIE FOR...OOPS, SORRY, I MEAN THE BOUTIQUES ARE GREAT
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special envoy
Gaddaffi:I will be king of kings my friend, then you be the the vassal in Sub-Saharan Africa.
Mugabe : That can no be.The west will frustrate our plans.
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Zobha Da Best
GADDAFI: Ndeipi Bob sha...wu Mondi wangu wazondiperera sha...it took 42yrs kuti tuma Arab twangu tumuke adala...uchine ma farm angu edhiri redu re oil riya genga!
MUGABE: Ah! I gave Mengistu sha....but I just killed Solomom Mujuru so u can take over his farm...Mujuru wanted to expose nyaya ye Gugurahundi ufunge...wuya zvako genga....tuma Zimba twangu twakapusa yo 42 yrs minus my 31 yrs gives us 11 more yrs of terror....maybe by then tinenge ta joina MDC-T hahahaha!!!!
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Chamunorwa
Gadaffi: We are in a position to give you oil if......
Mugabe: We will give you vast tracks of land for the oil.
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Aphiri Kende
Qaddafi: Do you still have a farm or two for me and my boys, Roberto? I need somewhere to lie low for a bit and regroup.
Mugabe: Yeah, I have plenty left but I was thinking of Gunhill, next to Mengistu. How about that, Colonell?
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Umaqelisi Izibunu
Gadhaffi: Here is the money for you. Now pretend you are taking to me about building more schools.
Mugabe: OK slip it past my open zipper trousers. Easy. Hey, don\'t touch that! There is an inside pocket I sometimes use as a urinal. Just drop the money there.
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Kekeke BOOM
Gaddafi:- Do you think you could have a GUNHILL home for me?
BOB:- Hey keep your voice down we have Tsvangi\'s man around, see me outside.
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John
Gadhafi...Look this Arab spring is really bad news
Mugabe.. What spring its already winter in Zimbabwe
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